In the category of things I never thought I'd actually hear someone say:
My son loves to hold the baby while he does his homework. A few minutes ago he looks up at her & says "So, you just put a booger in my mouth, huh?!"
I actually did a spit take w/ my juice... LOL! [Only funny because it wasn't MY mouth she stuck her boogie in! ;) ]
He handled it remarkably kindly - didn't even toss her out of his lap! ;)